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Quote from dawesdust_12 :I use it to get my dick sucked. It works well.

I didn't think there would be that many guys wanting to use your apple products. :hide:
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Quote from Rappa Z :As great as it is to have a tightly knit community where I can go on and be familiar with every person I race (not all that far off from real racing, eh?), I really do wish that they community was large enough to support several different servers/car classes all day. Its tough for me to make time at 3-5 pm, when everyone seems to be on. By 9-11 pm, when I would love to race, there's practically no one left. If I could find spendidly full servers at all times of day I would probably sell my xbox to make way for a new set of pedals, but it seems like I might end up doing the opposite some day.

This is very similar to the problem I face (without the Xbox). Every time I feel the need to race, I find demo crashers and cruise servers with one or two people at most... the only "race" servers I find populated are too far away and I don't want to spoil someone else's race by lagging (I often spec races only to see slideshows of cars on tarmac). Single player FTL.
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Just took a screenie, better than normal today. Must be because I'm off work with a bung knee and can't race

Warning its 1440x900 (I don't know / care how to resize)

http://i860.photobucket.com/al ... ap%20Traffic/screenie.jpg
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Its lagggggtastic, my options are very limited due to rubbish internet network here (fibre optic not due for about 3-7 years) copper wires FTL.
I hate LFS because......
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I live in the wrong country / timezone and the only low ping servers I usually find are demo crash fests. I enjoy FBM BL1, but can't stand the constant dodging of wrong way driving, XRG drift king wannabees spinning every corner. Admittedly my accident avoidance has increased as a result but I'm really wanting good clean races.

It's come to the point that I've taken up cruise servers trying to find clean crash free driving, sadly its much the same unless I wait 'till late at night when I'm usually 3/4 drunk (friday and saturday nights) and the chances of better competitors improves.

My solution is that all LFS racers need to move to New Zealand so I can have better races and learn to race correctly against proper competitors...
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Quote from Bansky :Maybe thats the cause for the lag of releasing S3, scawen just lost Floppy number 35 out of 80 or something similar.

Don´t punch me, okay, I´m just kidding

He didn't lose it, it was corrupted from sitting too close to a speaker
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I spent a few hours and over 400km in the [CCT] server, sure beats the demo servers I normally end up on (fav combo BL1 FBM). Only problem I noticed was a lack of drivers must say I will be cruising more often after my experiences there today.. keep up the good work
lap traffic nz
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It's the new Lambo Allegro rally spec.
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Ideally you should have documented the dissection and diagnosis process. Then turn up at the supplier threatening legal action due to negligence. You never know, once they know your in the "trade" and have proof of their complete ignorance you may be refunded on the warranty price.
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He took a nice car, beat it's head against the wall far too many times and made it retarded, I've had bowel movements that look better than his finished product.
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Quote from Fuse5 :Are you unable to read several posts in succession? those were posted as an explanation to the comic a couple posts ago

+1 attention span of a goldfish obviously.
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Quote from flymike91 :the US has a unique talent pool in that we take the greatest minds from all countries and give them an opportunity that they don't have in their own country: the ability to make massive amounts of money, buy a luxury car, pay less personal and business taxes, pay less for consumer goods, get a smoking hot trophy wife, an even hotter mistress...the list goes on. If you have a billion dollar idea, you're better off coming to America to develop it than anywhere else in the world because you will be able to keep more of your money for yourself. That is how we make our money now.

If you buy chinese goods (basically if you buy things) you are just as guilty of oppressing the poor people of other nations as Americans are. If you buy gasoline you are complicit in the continued violence in the Middle East. If you happen to like fruits and vegitables then you are devouring the bloody tears of the picker's penniless children....do you see where I'm going? No need to feel guilty kev, thats just how the world works.

So in fact you are trying to prove the point that people from the USA only want to profit from the despair of "lesser" countries by exploiting their goods at your whim to sustain your wasteful ways. You may fail to realize that although a country may not have demon-cracy it is not able to function at a level whereas all consumer goods are disposable much like how immigrants are treated in the good 'ole USA...

/rant
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:munching_
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Quote from 5haz :http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/

If only they posted the recipes.... look almost as good as a deep fried mars bar http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resiz ... eep20Fried20Mars20Bar.jpg
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Quote from Crashgate3 :Leslie Nielsen dead?! Surely you're not serious!

Yes hes dead, and stop calling me Shirley.

Sorry I just had to do it.
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I always build toys, for myself and my kids. My medium is scrap metal I find it the best for easy recycling. Just doing my part to reduce carbon emissions.

I find it hard to live a disposable lifestyle, buying the latest and greatest thing is wasteful. Why not buy/build things that will last years not hours?
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Quote from JJ72 :I laugh at any who bought this overpriced piece of junk, the cost to make this is merely peanuts

+1 some people have to justify spending good money on rubbish they don't need
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Personally I believe this would be a complete waste of time, I cannot remember the last time I was racing and took the time to gaze at my competitors helmets as they over took me. Maybe this is the reason development has been so slow, with all the stupid requests I've seen posted on the forum the dev's just can't keep up with all the additional coding... why not add rotating driveshafts so when I impact with the red/white barriers everyone can see my undercarriage in full rendered detail as I barrel roll to 30 thousand feet?
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Finally a thread with intelligence.
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http://www.zurqui.co.cr/crinfocus/paper/airplane.html

I make these for my kids all the time, I found the design is scalable and have built them from note pads, A4, and even heavy cardboard.
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Quote from Bmxtwins :2012 is coming people

So is 2013, 2014 etc, the Mayans just ran out of room on the calender
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Get the house wrapped in plastic then fumigate, grab a deck chair and a beer then watch the cockroaches run.
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Quote from Klutch :I'm no different than anyone else here.

Not quite, your just another criminal, the best export to come from England..
Not that they have much of an export infrastructure now the industrial revolution is over.
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Best video I've seen for a long time (laugh wise in comparison to original video, I am a member of Greenpeace and urge others to join)
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG